gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:
I didn’t realise it was pointing up and was falling onto the camera I thought the printer was leaping at me
pov: you just asked someone to toss you your keys
grox:
You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services
I never understood why “Sucks dick” means “Thing nobody likes” should be the polar opposite “This meal is so good, it sucks dick!” You know? OH SHIT
I would have been such a faggy lil caveboy, they’d be like “grug come learn hunt and throw spear now” and id be like waaaa no let me pick berry with old gran. I’m the best berrypicker and all the elders love me and are soso sad seeing me cry getting dragged off to do hunting.
At dark around the fire, uup the wise would say some shit like “different flower bloom different way, let grug bloom” and everyone would be like “aaaaaa thog see now, thank you uup the wise.” so next day im allowed to pick berry and seed with old gran again and she lets me eat the juiciest ones (o^-^o)